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If you were here the last half day of school, we read chapter 18 and did the ACE for chapters 16-18. 1. Read chapter 18 if you haven'...
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I am a mad scientist and I have just created a new vegetable. It's name is brockalesprout. It is a combo of brocalli, kale, and bruselsprouts.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like an emerald green, crunchy, hard, and bland loaf of bread. To most kids it tastes good but adults like it. Its very safe to eat but its not very good.
Please make sure to reply with your name :)
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DeleteI saw this online and it rock's so good job Ruby!!
Delete“I’ve done it! I’ve created the worst virus in the world!” exclaimed Mr. Mad (the most evil scientist in the world)
ReplyDelete“What is it boss?” quivered Bob, his lad insistent. “What evil does it do? How evil is it?”
“Well if you must know...It is called the Covid-Carrot”
“Ooo!”
“You know that virus I made up a while back?”
“Yes boss.” Bob said, while shaking.
“Well it's a little different. The virus is called covid-19. It is based off of Coronavirus, but a little different.
“But how does this connect to your world domination.”
“I'll explain”
So he explained how he would use this virus ‘covid-19’ for World Domination. He said that the virus is stored in a carrot and he will give them out to kids. The kids are more immune to the virus so it won’t be a problem for them. But when the parents see the kids eating the carrots they will want some because they love carrots as much as bunnies do. And it will pass to everyone because people can’t stop touching their faces.
But there is only one problem with the plan. People will start to self-quarantine themselves so no one will get it. But Mr. Mad and Bob don't know about this so they are going on with the scheme.
“That’s a wonderful plan boss. I love it but what about the kids? What will you do about them? ” asked Bob
“Well I will control them with video games. Now is not the time to cheer, Let’s go put these babies on the market!” Mr. Mad exclaimed so they went off and put the Covid-Carrots in stores all around the world.
The End
by Desmond
Desmod that is the craziest idea ever. Why does everything resolve around the Coronavirus?
DeleteYou made me lol with the, “people can’t stop touching their faces.” It’s like soooooo true!!! 🤣🤫🤭🤔🥱🤮
DeleteHahaha
Deletemiss all of you guys see ya demend
DeleteNice story Desmond :D
Deleteso funny Desmond
Deletethat's so funny hahaha
DeleteThat was so funny Desmond!!!! :) Cole
DeleteGreat job! I love it.
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I am a mad scientist called "Mr. Gnarly."
ReplyDeleteI have made a new vegetable called the "Beenion." It is a cross between a beet and an onion. The inside of the "Beenion" is brown like with lines on it. The outer shell is a smooth yellow one. It looks like a burnt potato on the inside, but it's crunchy. The "Beenion" has good textures which are; softness, crunchiness, and moisture.
The vegetable sits well in your stomach. It smells kind of funky, but not too bad. It has good nutrients like fiber, and it has low cholesterol and sodium. Everyone can eat the "Beenion" (except babies under 1 and a half.
This is safe to eat.
By Drake
Why can’t babies eat it? Is it GMO? Is it poisonous?
DeleteBeets and onions are very disgusting but good for you so I see how beenoin is good for you.😷🧅 Desmond meep
DeleteThis is a good creation!
DeleteThank you Bryan
DeleteI am a mad scientist. My name is Dr.Phill. I have finally invented the new vegetable. It is called "Asparawi". It is a mix of asparagus and kiwis. It is healthy, and full of vitamin A,C,E,K, and it is full of fiber and folate. It makes asparagus taste sweeter. I is especailly good for kids who love kiwis, but hate asparagus. Everyone can eat the "Asparawi". This is safe to eat.
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That idea is one of a kind. Butting asparagus and kiwis. I see why you would do that because asparagus is not good but kiwis are good.
DeleteVitamin A, C, E...what’s next, vitamin Paragraph?
DeleteEvery single story is good. Applause to everybody!
ReplyDeleteHi, i'm Dr.Simpson I have made the most deadly vegetable anyone could ever make,it is called the Beefable. It tastes like beef but it is confusing the consumer so they think its its beef but it isn,t. It looks like beef and smells like it too. You can find it at stores near you.
ReplyDeleteBy:Mateo Simmons
What is it made out of? 🤔
DeleteHello there. I'm Doctor Floomgle. I have created the universe's most delicious vegetable. It is called the "Totato". It is a mix between a tomato and a potato. It is not deadly whatsoever and is actually very delicious! It tastes like french fries and hamburgers. It lokks like a tomato and has potato eyes but on the inside, it is yellow, like a potato. It smells like dirt.
ReplyDeleteDoes it still smell like dirt when you cook it? So, if it’s a potato and a tomato, that’s like fried and ketchup all in one!! —Terry (I’m signing my name, because it keeps saying that I am Unknown!!!!!!!!)
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Iam Dr.Ripple the mad scientist and i just created a new vegetable.It's called a carapple. It's a mix of carrots and apples
DeleteThese responses are SO GOOD! You are such creative writers!!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Mr. Foster, I am a mad scientist. Just recently today, I have created a new type of food that will change everyones taste buds forever! This new food is a fruit and I call it, Limeberries. Limeberries are a yellow and green mix of color and the size of berries. Limeberries taste like lemons but sweet as berries. I've hired a few taste testers before I allow farms of these fruits to be built so you can harvest Limeberries. After about 5 hours of testing, the Limeberries are safe to eat. They also have a lot of vitamins as regular fruit would. - Bryan (Incase it says I am "Unknown")
ReplyDeleteGood job! 👍 (Terry)
DeleteI am Dr. Jagger, a crazy mad scientist. I just invented a new vegetable called Brockarrott that will make your taste buds explode. The taste of it is like a sweet dirty crunchy leaf. With a green bushy exterior that when cut open is bright orange with little fuzzies on it. It smells like dirty feet and feels like velvet. The Brockarrott is not safe to eat, it will cause diarrhea, bloody nose, and blindness and numbness on your right side of the body. However, it does make a lovely bouquet in your home. If eaten the symptoms can be cured by drinking a sugar water tonic. - Talbott
ReplyDeletewhy doe it smell like dirty feet
DeleteI am Mr.Discusted, I am an insane scientist who created the world's most dangerous vegetable, the Snozzcumber. It is light blue with little red spots. On th inside it is green, and has many many seeds, all covered in slimey protective layers. If eaten, symptoms such as blindness, paralysis, and nausea may occur. VERY DANGEROUS. DO NOT APPROACH. #BFG
ReplyDeletegood job!
Deletevery creative
DeleteHello my name is MR.Chavez the mad scientist. The new veggie is called a super carrot. It has a pure gold color. It is also safe to eat but what it can do is very cool. It can give a human super powers. It makes you super strong! You can fly and go super fast but all thees powers only last for 5 minutes. After that u will feel hungry and tired. It's very good and has many vitamins, oh man HHHIIIYYYAAAA!!!!!!!.
ReplyDeleteRenzo the Mad Scientist!
I am Dr. Veggie Table, the mad scientist who created the ASPARABUS!!
ReplyDeleteI created this just like an asparagus but bus-sized. the only way you can purchase this giant veggie is to to any farm, you may notice a few hundred silos, but only 1 ASPARABUS is in each one. It tastes like cooked asparagus with bacon wrap. It is safe to eat, but in small portions. The only way you can store this, is using a dump truck and laying it on top of your roof. If you need it refrigerated ask mother nature for a light gust of wind in the 40's. Finally, not to brag, but the ASPARABUS is the best vegetable ever created.
aka Braden Small
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DeleteNice work everyone! Keep them coming! (good compliments and questions too) -Ms. Y
ReplyDeleteI am a mad scientist called Dr. Jurassic and I made a new vegetable called vegetable candy.It taste sweet but is healthy.
ReplyDeleteIt comes in any color. They also come in any shape you want.You can even have look like vegetable. It only cost $1.00. Once people take a look at this is will blow their mind.If you just take one bite you will never stop. This creation will make me become really popular. I could become a billionaire. thanks to this invention I created, I could take over the world. - Caleb Mahoney
"Hello this is the mad scientist channel where us mad scientists go crazy and blow up stuff." said mad scientist Joe. "So today I Mad scientist Joe have made a mad creation called the cooked cranberry. And if somebody eats it they go cuckoo and after 5 minutes they blow up. So I can say it is not edible. But you can give it to your enemy." said Mad scientist Joe. And in the back ground of the video, "Hey Joe can I eat this cranberry? said Kyle. "Wait!" said Joe. But it was too late. % minutes later, BOOM!-
ReplyDeleteBy Lewis Spittles.
good job Lewis
Delete-caleb
That is funny and really awesome (BLOW UP)
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lewis that is very good
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This is Mad Scientist Zoë. Tape one. As I make the eggpapple, the most monstrous and poisonous eggplant fused into one innocent apple.
ReplyDeleteThis is she, again! Tape two. The eggpapple is on the run, so I may have to run. I’ve never ran before, and I wasn’t destined to.
This is—forget it. Tape 38,129. The eggpapple is still running. I’m 79. I’ve been running and looking for this fruit for at least 50 years. No! Wait! Kayla, no! Don’t eat it!
49 minutes later. I think I’ve made a great creation for enemies!! If you eat this monstrous poisonous eggpapple, you will turn into a monster and seek horror on the town.
I’ve made a creation!!! Yes, you! Can’t believe it? Eat this eggpapple!
This is Famous Scientist Zoë! Tape 80,014. I’ve become famous, selling eggpapple. I had Layla in the tube for 10 years. She can’t go outside for people will know that what happens when you eat the eggpapple. Muah haha! (Laughter goes away in distance)
By Zoë Brown
Mad scientist Luke has made a vegetable called The Cucarrot which is a carrot and a cucumber. It tastes like a cucumber but it looks like a carrot. It is delicious but most people hate it because of it's smell. He is selling it at the farmers market for $2.50 and he's about to run out. So you better get it quick
ReplyDeleteThis is mad scientist Fenix I have made a new vegetable called The curing fruit. It is a mix of every fruit and vegetable and it taste like a piece of candy. You may wonder why is it called the curing fruit it is because it can cure any virus and sickness no matter how bad. If you eat it it will make all sicknesses go away but, you get a side effect of an extreme love for BTS all of a sudden. It is edible for all ages young and old it is good at getting rid of any illness and virus.
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I'm scientist Grace and today I have just created the Pizzapoli, a cross between a pizza and broccoli. My tests have finally gotten a result. I used GMOS to put some pizza flavors into the broccoli seeds and raised it up until now. I'm not sure if it's edible yet. It's kind of yellow and has some red spots, kind of like pepperoni on cheese. I'll leave the samples out in their pots to see if there's any changes overnight.
March 26, 2020
Scientist's journal
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It seems like the broccoli is growing...pepperoni? I ate one of the Pizzapolis to check the taste and make sure it was edible and it tasted like broccoli on pizza. I need to make a new batch.
April 15, 2020
(three weeks after the first experiment)
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I've finally sold the first Pizzapoli from the new batch, and I'm getting a lot of money for it. Kids will finally be eating healthy(once I find out how to get all the greasy stuff out of the Pizzapoli)!
thank you :)
DeleteMarch 26, 2020
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I'm the new mad scientist of this town! I shall show them the new vegetable I created in Alabama. it is called goblorf. it is not too safe to eat so id recommend to the people of New York eat small bites because it could BLIND YOU or POISON YOU! so id say the people eat small bites not big bites.Once again it could BLIND YOU or POISON YOU ! The reason it does that to you is because what i put in it is a space seed.SO ITS HIGHLY DANGEROUS IF YOU TAKE BIG BITES!
March 27,2020
science lab book
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One day has passed and no one has bought my new vegetable so i'm gonna set up stands and hire people to sell my new vegetable the goblorf. I really hope i will sell some because i need to make some money to get a better lab.
March 28, 2020
science lab book
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Yesterday went by fast but over a thousand were sold.Now im sold out!WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!I NEED TO FIGURE OUT FAST! PEOPLE LIKE THEM SO MUCH BUT IM SOLD OUT! NOW THERE BURSTING AT THE DOOR TOO MY LAB! THEY NEED GOBLORF's!WHAT DO I DO! I NEED TO DO SOMETHING! wait a minute... i do have a secret hatch. maybe i could escape? its my time to get outta here.i forgot about that hatch they showed it to me on the day before i started to sell goblorf's. Well its time to get outta here. here i go.ugh its so hard to get through this hatch.man i cut myself trying to get out.ugh this is hard err finally! im out! im done with all this science business im going to get a new job.
-by jaxon anger
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If you are reading this and want to know what smelled like, looked like, and tasted like. Well it smells like chocolate covered strawberries. It looked like a purple mango. Well it tastes like a rotten apple.
by the way the 4th day actually got deleted when i posted the first actual thing
ReplyDeleteThe new vegetable I have created is called, Gazorp. It looks like an apple and a zucienie mixed together. It tastes bitter with a bit of sweet and sour to balance it out. The Gazorp is not safe to eat, because it will kill you if you take a bite out of it. The Gazorp when consumed and digested will, first as you chew will make your tongue burn and, when swallowed the inside of your neck begins to burn and you will have terrible pain, when it gets down to your stomach, the stomach acid will come up with a tiny bit of blood which will make you light headed, when it gets down to your digestive system, you start to feel really sick to the point where you start to pass out and die after 3 minutes of being passed out.
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DeleteI'm an evil scientist named Dr. Honkshoo and I made a new Vegetable called shaloopzer. It tastes like syrup and is rainbow colored. It is shaped like a maple leaf and if you eat it your mouth will go numb for 24 hours.
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ReplyDeleteI have just created two of the most deadly fruits ever made. My research team and I have done this by combining some of the most deadly plants to their very edible cousins. The first one I created was the totally harmless, non-deadly, super ok, definitely won't kill you apple. (Good name, right?) This lethal fruit is a combination of two of the most deadly fruit trees in the world; the manchineel tree, and the sucide tree with the common apple. Both of these trees bear deadly fruit when eaten. The manchineel tree grows in florida, and the groves are off limits to everyone. The apples are dubbed as ‘little apples of death’, but the tree itself poses the greatest threat. Every inch is stuffed to the brim with toxins, even the bark. The sap is the most deadly part. Even touching the sap provokes a strong allergic dermatitis resulting in blistering of the skin. It is a deadly poison, that even the native people of florida used it to tip their arrowheads and easily wipe out their enemies. [I plan on making manchineel syrup to sell to people. Heheh.] The smoke of burning the manchineel tree can cause permanent blindness to anyone standing over it. [I think I’ll chop some down to sell as firewood. I'm so evil!] The next tree, the suicide tree, as you may have guessed, is the plant responsible of most deaths than anyother plant worldwide. In the Indian state of Kerala alone it is thought to be responsible for around 50 deaths a year. Despite being called the suicide tree the toxins work equally well for murder and the flavour is easily hidden in a bowl of spicy food. [Hmm… maybe i could put this in curry and sell it…] It is the seed inside the fruit of this plant that is highly poisonous. It contains the powerful alkaloid, cerberin, which is similar to digoxin in foxgloves. These both work by disrupting the heart’s rhythm often with fatal results. [Hmm… I wonder how it would mix with the apple's seed’s hydrogen cyanide…] Oh yes, apples! Every kid loves apples! I did say the seeds had hydrogen cyanide, a deadly poison, but no ones gonna eat the seeds and there is too little to harm anybody. But, since kids love this fruit so much, they won't be able to resist it! They'll like it so much they'll eat it all up, forgetting about the seeds and killing them! The parents will die, too, and I'll have the only cure! [No, I'm not telling you!] Warning! Side effects may include: Death, Death, Death, and DEATH!!! With this fruit, I will take over the world! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, the most crazy, insane, mentlly ill, deranged, cuckoo,nutty, psycotic, loony,demented, lunatic,schizophrenic [Wow, I know a lot of words for insane] mad scientist, Dr. Luca T. Vermeire
Log date: 2-2-20
It seems my rival, Dr. Mad has started his plan to take over the world already with the covid-carrot. Now nobody will buy my totally harmless, non-deadly, super ok, definitely won't kill you apple. . So now I will start making the second. totally harmless, non-deadly, super ok, definitely won't kill you pea. (I know, I'm so creative!) This pea is a mix between the castor bean, which produces the poison ricin, one of the most poisonous poisons, and the rosary pea, which has a poison nearly 100 times stronger than ricin (No, I didn't make it up) with the green bean. I will not go in depth in these tonight because my Mom says it's bedtime [Okay Mom!]
(Real Luca here. My mom didn't actually Tell me to go to bed. When i'm writing this it's 10:55 A.M. in the morning)
DeleteEven though its almost three I wrote it at ten AM
DeleteHowdy partners! I'm Phil Swift here for the corona carrot. It's so powerful, that in creates shock waves in water! Now that's a lot of damage! It tastes like positive and negative electrons, which can fatally harm someone for life! It looks exactly like a carrot, but it is filled to the brim with electronic energy. This makes it static, so don't put it near any batteries or power plants. They grow and live on pollution, making it harmful when eating. ONLY eat if you want to endure static electricity down your throat!
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Very interesting. Gooooood job.
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ReplyDeleteI made a green apple that glows. It's super cool. It can kill you. Science agrees that this apple can kill you. It has 4 septenvigintillion calories. Science says that 1 gram of uranium (main ingredient in Newtonium which makes up the apple) is roughly 20 billion calories. Newtonium is the main composition of this green apple making it sour. Newtonium has a strange molecular composition. It consists of Uranium and Radium. This is 😎cool😎boy😎 with the gross green apple.
ReplyDeleteSince the vegetable has so much calories, does it make someone cringe?
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this was 😎seb😎 with the green apple
ReplyDeleteI'm an evil scientist and am testing my new creation the bloozle, it looks like a blue cucumber and has red spots.I am now waiting for the results(I tested it on a cat).
ReplyDelete2 days later:
The results are unusual, you see the cat started turning colors then hopped on one foot and started singing "The cow jumped over the moon", I thought it was quiet entertaining!
Few minutes later:
Yuk!The cat now smells of blue cheese. I just asked the cat what the bloozle tastes of and he said anything you want it to!
2 months later:
The bloozle has worn off and the cat is once again normal.I'm happy it did, I couldn't take the singing anymore.So now that I know it's safe i'll sell it, so come get the bloozle today with only few affects! -Madiha
Hello my name is Dr.Doofenshmirtz and i have created the new vegetable hybrid of kale and grapes. it is called "grale"!! It tastes like a grape but looks like a piece of kale. The Grale is thin like the skin of a grape and crunchy like kale. it tastes tart like a grape and not as earthy as kale. It is very safe to eat and it grows in bunches off a vine, just like a grape. There is also other was to eat it and drink it!. You can put it in a jar with some type of liquid like water and leave it there to ferment.
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I have created the Nunion. When you cut it, it squirts poisonous liquid and smells really bad. It is the size of a bouncy ball and has “skin” like an onion. It is purple, with tiny little furs. The furs are sharp and can stab you and inject venom. It has a mouth at the bottom and you should watch your fingers. It is mine and not yours.
ReplyDeleteNO TOUCHIES!!!!!!
“Don’t you understand Georgie”,said Aberforth the mad man”I have finally created the cellymelon!
ReplyDelete“But what’s a cellymelon?”,Georgie asked.
THE PERFECT PRODUCE MIX OF CELERY AND WATERMELON I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CREATE FOR TWO MILLENNIA!”shouted Aberforth the mad man impatiently he was getting quite frustrated with Georgie's idiocy.
“Oh.”said Georgie,”wait how old are you.”
Georgie, it’s not important.What is important is getting these into stores to make some moolah.
But what what Aberforth the mad man had not taken into account was that everybody is worried about going to stores so they are ordering food of Amazon,and because he brought his hybrid produce to Trader Joe’s instead of Whole foods and had no idea about what amazon was he ended up penniless after his two millennia of effort.
The message of the story is to buy the cellymelon now because Aberforth the mad man is now lurking on the streets ready to get you at and won’t rest ‘till he has sold just one cellymelon.-Maya Burke
Maya
DeleteOlivia~ My name is Olivia and I have created the new vegetable called Poshine. It is called Poshine because it’s posh, as in elegant. It looks graceful and would be the star of any photo shoot. It’s gold ombre within the flower of diamonds. It tastes like a fruit, but has a delicate flavor as it unfolds it’s stunning dress. And it indeed, is quite safe to eat but is very expensive.
ReplyDeleteP.S. This is so funny and I loved writing it.
Hello, my name is Dr. Sheep and my vegetable is mixed together with grapes, apples and the special ingredient... a cucumber. I haven’t given this vegetable a name, yet, but it looks like a giant cucumber. It grows on trees and, depending on the location, it’ll be a specific color. The color determines if it can be safely eaten or not. If it’s green, pink, or red it can be safely eaten. These types are located in tropical areas and during the summer. However, if it’s blue, silver, or orange, it’s dangerous to eat. These types grow during the fall and winter months in colder climates. The side effects of eating this blue, silver, or orange vegetable are vomiting, stomach pain, or even death.
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Miss you Zeke
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